Imagine the sun is beginning to set as you step through a pair of doors into a world unlike anything you have ever experienced. Languages you can't comprehend bombard your ears, smells of strange but appetizing delicacies waft into your nose, and your eyes scramble to make sense of the bizarre sights before them. Hooded creatures and creatures wrapped from head to toe in fabrics of brilliant colors and dazzling patterns flood the sidewalks and streets as they go about their everyday lives. I say creatures because you want to assume they are human, but since you can't see their faces under the hoods or behind the cloth, a hint of doubt lurks in the back of your mind. Your brain races to latch onto something you recognize, anything that might remind you of home, and there it is. You hear it, someone is speaking your language. You quickly locate the person and begin to register what they are saying. "Please, give me money!" Your initial reaction is to recoil as you notice the old man begging you for money has one functioning eye, which is more than you can say for his teeth which all appear to have abandoned their positions decades ago. Despite this reaction, you reach into your pocket for some change. While you were thankful for the little taste of home he provided, you quickly hurry away into the absolute unknown that surrounds you before he can ask for more.
Despite what you may be thinking, you did not just step into some science fiction movie set. You, my friend, are in Morocco. Our weekend in Marrakech and the Sahara Desert was by far the most amazing cultural experience I have ever had. For the first time in my life I actually experienced culture shock. We skipped our ethics class on Thursday, after getting an OK from our professor for the absence of course, and arrived in Marrakech around eight p.m. that night. We thought we were taking a taxi from the airport to our hostel but instead were dumped in the middle of the main square Jemaa el Fna. We obviously had the lost tourist look down pat because multiple men came up and asked if we needed help or a place to stay. Quick note, everybody in Morocco seems very friendly but for the most part they are just looking to make a couple bucks off of you. My buddy Christian is far more trusting than I am and soon enlisted the help of a young "guide" and off we were into the maze of the medina (old city). When the young man immediately veered off of the main sidewalk into a dark ally way me being the worry wort I am immediately started to feel the nerves in my stomach. He led us left then right then right then left through dark ally after dark ally then onto little side "streets" (nothing wider than the carts pulled by donkeys could fit down them, and believe me we had to dodge plenty) full of little side shops run by persistent if not annoying shop owners and people on motor bikes weaving in and out of the foot traffic. The sounds, smells, words, lamps, rugs, clothing, shoes, robes, and food were unlike anything I had ever seen.
The further we disappeared into the maze the more sure I was we weren't ever going to make it out. We kept Angel and Olivia, the two girls traveling with us, in between us three boys and if anything, making sure the girls were safe took a little bit of the edge off of the frenzied ball of nerves I was becoming. The worst part was our "guide" always remained a solid twenty feet ahead of us. My imagination doing nothing to help my nerves kept playing pictures in my mind of us following the man around the next corner, being attacked by our "guide" and his crew, and coming back to consciousness to find all of our belongings gone. Fortunately we were all still alive when we caught up to him waiting outside a door. The name of our hostel was on the sign above but before we could enter our new "friend" demanded that we pay him for his services. Evidently he missed the memo that the U.S. dollar is worse than the euro because after offering him five euro and him refusing, Christian gave him one American dollar and he was more than happy.
Certaintly the adventure couldn't stop here. We soon learned that our hostel had been overbooked. The owner of the hostel wasn't in but her friend, Nomad, who was filling in said he had another place for us to stay. Nomad had no top teeth but quite the story. He grew up in the Sahara dessert and moved to Marrakech when he was seventeen. He took us to the friend's house and we were given a room that more than exceeded our expectations. The room had beds all around the room with a table in the middle and Morracan mosaics on the walls and ceiling. We were all starving so we quickly dropped our bags off and then Nomad showed us the easy way to get back to Jemaa el Fna for dinner. On the way he informed us that we weren't staying in the best neighborhood a.k.a. if we weren't back in our room by midnight we would likely encounter drug deals, prostitution, stabbings, robberies, and/or black market trafficking. That was all the warning we needed.
As we arrived into the square, again our white skin putting a giant tourist target on our backs, we were bombarded by a group of men in costume. We knew better but before we could get our wits about ourselves we were already covered in costumes and snapping group pictures of each other. Immediately after we got our pictures the demands for money began. I had some change in my pocket but these guys were dead set on getting the bills out of our wallets. I finally paid what I felt was more than enough and began to walk away. They kept right on our heels and continued to demand more money so in a desperate attempt to escape the heckling we jumped into one of the outdoor restaurants in the middle of the square. Still having not learned our lesson we let our waiter decide on our meal for us which turned into a feast fit for a king and a bill twice what we were planning to spend. Fortunately it was some of the most delicious food I have ever tasted and well worth every cent we spent. We had fish, shrimp, calamari, beef kebabs, chicken kebabs, lamb kebabs, salad, flat bread, couscous, soup, tagine, and touareg tea to top it all off! I'm not sure if its the tea they use, the old kettles, or the glass cups that make the sweet, mint infused, green tea so irresistible but it is definitely a drink everyone must add to their bucket list. Other Moroccan delicacies we enjoyed in the square throughout our two nights in Marrakech were the best fresh squeezed orange juice I have ever had, nuts and dried fruits that are sold from the caravan of carts in the square, and snails. The snails were a recommendation from a friend in Spain who said the Moroccan escargot is ten times better than the French escargot. I have yet to try French escargot but the snails in Morocco were incredible. Even the vegetarian with us couldn't have just one.
Besides the food, the highlight of our trip was the camel tour we took in the Sahara Desert. I booked the tour with Gomoco tours online which offered a great price for a two day trip (It cost around 86 euros a person). There were fifteen of us in all on the tour from all over the world. Friday morning we met the group, after waking up an hour earlier than planned because we forgot to set our clocks back, and began the six-ish hour drive over the Atlas mountains and out into the dessert. I'm almost positive the road we took over the Atlas mountains was the offspring of The Road to Hana in Hawaii and the Going to the Sun highway in Glacier Park but somehow we survived. Our guide made many stops along the way for picture opportunities and lunch. The drive through the desert began about two hours into our trip and was not what I expected. While I was hoping to find rolling sand dunes as far as the eye could see, instead there was just red, black and grey rock. It looked as if the living portion of the land had been peeled away and all that was left showing were the skeletal remains beneath. I was also reminded of how fortunate we all are to live in America and in comparison how extravagant our lifestyles really are. The towns we passed were made of the rock and dust they were built on. This same rock and dust covers everyone who inhabits the town. The simple pleasures we take for advantage like grocery stores, cars, and hot showers are completely foreign to the people we passed.
Eventually we met our camels outside of Zagora, mine was named Abraham, and began the next leg of our trip. It took us about two hours to reach our camp and on the way we were able to stop and watch the sunset atop our camels. Two things you should know about riding a camel. First, there are no stirrups on a camel so it is impossible to raise yourself off the saddle. Second, they call them camel "humps" for a reason ( I just hope I'll still be able to have kids someday
. At some point we reached the rolling sand dunes I was longing for and soon after arrived at our camp which was composed of four person tents arranged in a circle with a giant tent for meals at one end. We unloaded our bags and thanked our transportation then headed into the big tent for dinner. The tents were made out of giant Arabian rugs sewn together. We ate dinner with a couple from England who became "Mum" and "Dad" for the rest of the weekend and our two new "sisters" from Argentina. We had a chicken tagine for dinner, oranges for dessert, and of course more tea. Our entertainment for the night was a musical performance by our guides who played drums and sang desert nomad songs. The music was so different from anything I've heard and soon they had everyone playing the drums and dancing around the tent. After the entertainment inside, we headed outside and stumbled upon some unexpected entertainment above us. Most of my friends are city-slickers and haven't had too many opportunities to really see the stars. Even I, who enjoys the stars in the Montana sky, was left speechless as soon as I looked up. It was as if we were in the world's largest I-Max theater with the Universe playing for the feature presentation. When we finally peeled our eyes away from the sky we decided to go for a moonlit walk in the desert. At one point I had everyone stop and told them all to listen. The silence was unlike anything most of them had ever heard. We took our time enjoying the silence then worked our way back to camp and crawled into bed.
In the morning we had flat bread and coffee for breakfast then hopped back on our camels and left our camp behind. We then loaded into the van and worked our way back towards Marrakech. We stopped at Ait Benhaddou which is famous for its kasbah, a large fortress made up of buildings with four towers on top. Movies such as Gladiator, Prince of Persia, and Kingdom of Heaven all filmed scenes at this kasbah. At its height, Ait Benhaddou served as a checkpoint and rest area for caravans as they prepared to make the trip over the Atlas mountains to reach Marrakech and then head on to the sea. Walking through the Kasbah felt like we were transported to a whole different time and the views from atop the Kasbah were incredible with the Atlas Mountains to one side and the massive expanse of the Sahara to the other. We arrived back in Marrekech around seven and our Argentinian "sisters" took us to their hotel which they claimed had hot water so we could all wash the camel smell off. As with our first hostel, there was no hot water to be found. After a quick and chilly rinse we spent the rest of the night eating in Jemaa el Fna and bargaining for gifts from the local vendors. That is another lesson it took us a while to learn but something we finally grasped our last night in the city. Bargain for everything. You can often get something for 50-75% of what the shopkeeper's original offer is. Even in restaurants you can finagle a deal if you work your magic. And don't feel too bad when making them drop their price. As soon as they identify you as a tourist the prices they give you automatically shoot up and the dollar signs start dancing in their head. The best bargaining technique I have found is always act like you never "really" want something even if you are dying to get it. Be nonchalant and exit the store as if the prices you saw were far too high and nothing really tickled your fancy. Believe me, the shop owner will be right on your heels with all kinds of special offers for you and if he doesn't, the next shop over definitely will. After shopping we went on to the roof of our hotel and took in the roofs of Marrakech and the Moroccan stars one last time. This was definitely a trip I will never forget and an experience I highly recommend to anyone looking for adventure.